A.E. Radley

all-hail-the-witcher:

the absolute best quotes from bdylanhollis’s vintage baking tiktoks
• “thought this was a joke. turns out im the joke.”
• “you can use a mixer, i just do this to feel something”
• “fold in sauerkraut carefully. or what? im going to ruin your disaster?”
• “can a cake be tried for treason?”
• “either chocolate fixes everything or this is alchemy”
• *disgusted chewing noises* “DEMON BABY!!!”
• “before pumpkin pie became king people ate this….now they’re dead.”
• “combine all ingredients except for pie shell. were you rEALLY WORRIED I WAS GOING TO PUT A F U L L Y C O N S T R U C T E D PIE SHELL INTO THIS?”
• “im a fool, not an idiot.”
• “its like reading directions to purgatory”
• “now we have carbonated mayonnaise lime water”
• “MARSHMALLOWS!! with the m a y o??”
• “chop up your dehydrated cow”
• “it tastes like it’s insulting me”
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bob-belcher:

Put that on a billboard: “YOU WILL FREAK THE FUCK OUT” and you’ll go “Ok, I’ll go”.

A Swedish Christmas Fairy Tale | F/F Fiction Festive Style | WLW Romance

Amber Tate is about to lose her job at a London publishing house. And it’s nearly Christmas.

Her boss gives her one last chance. Sadly, it’s the impossible task of obtaining the rights to the popular Lund Collection of fairy tales.

The rights to the fairy tales are held by the author’s granddaughter, Emilia Lund, who lives a reclusive life in Sweden and has steadfastly refused to talk to anyone about the rights for the last several years.

However, in order to convince her one and only friend that she can be sociable, Emilia agrees to invite Amber – under strict conditions – to the cosy setting of wintry Sweden.

They both agree to this vital meeting for their own separate reasons. Except… things never pan out quite as planned, do they?

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chloesdecker:

#mood

#thismonth

softnsmolbibean:

New year’s special is gonna be so GAY!!!

Can you do a rec of stories where one of the protagonists is a single mom?... If you already did one can you link me to it? Thank you.

Asked by darkbluemint

I can! I made this list for another ask and covered 8 books with single parents!

Adding that Flight and Grounded now have a sequel called Journey’s End :)

adamsmasher:

stimman3000:
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Reblog if you think fanfiction isn’t a waste of time.

onekisstotakewithme:

Reblog if you think it’s a good way to practice writing.
Reblog if you have made friends because of fanfiction.
My sister called it a waste of time and I want to prove her wrong.

the bi flag is so pretty?

bimccrees:

just look at it, the colors fit so nicely together
the palette is so nice, just look at all that aesthetically pleasing stuff!!
all that neon-y goodness! and it comes in pastel, too!
so gorgeous! look at all those flags at pride!
a great fit for such a vibrant community!

thorodinson:

journalism peaked here

aceofsquiddles:
“ life-of-eris:
“If you had five billion you could hop from job to job, calling entitled customers idiots all across your city, putting the fear of You into every shithead in town until people become afraid to be rude to servers and... — aceofsquiddles:
life-of-eris:
If you had five billion you could hop from job to job, calling entitled customers idiots all across your city, putting the fear of You into every shithead in town until people become afraid to be rude to servers and cashiers, lest you emerge from the back room like some kind of manners-enforcing specter

How would you classify yourself on the political spectrum?

Asked by creepingangel50-blog

angry

hatpire:
“ josephinestalin:
“ Fave
” ” — hatpire:
josephinestalin:
Fave

luke-skywalker:

#I’m still laughing